How to Make Money ( $1000000 )

Are You One of the Losers?

We both know you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you found my website, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs out there. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. These losers make a few grand a month selling some lame book to a sap like you. Big deal. I make millions. And my income is so automatic, it would make you sick.

These people are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets”. It’s the same information over and over again, repackaged differently by new “authors” every year. These guys send you books and binders with over 1,000 pages. They send you DVD's and audio tapes with another 10 hours of material to review. Screw that.

I don't know about you but I'm lazy.

That's why I give you simple instructions without all of the BS. I tell you "here is EXACTLY how to make money - step 1, step 2, etc.", and that's it.

The mere thought of reading thousands of pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach.

It's simple:

1. To make money online you need a website. I'll GIVE you a free one. I don't need to give you a 300 page ebook to explain that.
2. Next, you need to get people to visit your website. I'll show you exactly how to do this in less than 2 minutes. I don't need to give you a 4 hour DVD to explain this stuff.
3. Next you need to get the people who visit your site to do stuff that earns you cash. I'll explain this to you in about 47 seconds.

Are you getting the point? I WILL NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

I WILL MAKE YOU MONEY.

And unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m not even going to tell you my name, because I don’t crave attention like they do. Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who beat them up in high school will be jealous. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous. I'm a Rich Jerk, making money in my sleep, and I like it that way.

Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. And I'm lazy.

And I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.

I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short.

I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. You can see some proof here but please keep the drooling to a minimum.

Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so.

Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.

So Who the Hell Am I?

I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you really think I value your opinion? I'm a rich jerk, so I couldn’t care less.

I cut through the BS. If you find me too offensive, obnoxious, or whatever….feel free to leave my website at anytime.

I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions.